What Is This?

I work in a liquor store in a small Midwestern town. Some of the customers that come in are… interesting. This is a site dedicated to stories about the more interesting, funny, stupid, etc. things that people do or say in the store.

A little information about the store itself. The store is small enough that we only have one person working at a time. We sell beer, liquor, wine, cigarettes, a small number of snacks and few other odds and ends. I would estimate about 90% of our customers are regulars, many I know by name which also makes it rare that I have to actually check someone’s ID.

I will leave out specifics about people and the name of the store itself to protect people’s (myself included) privacy.