King of the Alcoholics

Customer buying 2 25oz High Gravity Hurricanes: These are so good.
Me: What are you talking about? They are terrible.
Him: I got everyone around here drinking these. 8.1% alcohol and they are cheap.
Me: We sell a ton of these, I don’t think you were the first.
Him: Nope, no one was drinking these before me. I got everyone into them.
Me: We were selling a lot of these before I ever saw you around here.
Him: I told all of them about these.
Me: I’ll take your word for it.
Him *as he is walking out the door and pointing at me*: I was the first.

*I get it, you were the first. You are the king of the alcoholics*

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