Where’s The Porn?

Two male customers in their 50s-60s came in and were looking around the store.

Me: Can I help you find anything?
Guy 1: Where do you keep the stag movies?
Me: The what?
Guy 1: The DVD’s
Me: We don’t sell DVD’s
Guy 2: The porn movies…
Me: We don’t sell porn or movies.
Guy 2: Well he told us you did.
*No Idea who “he” is*
Me: No mostly just alcohol here.
Guy 2: Well he got them here.
Me: Sorry we don’t sell DVDs
Guy 1: Whatever.
*Both left after that. First time I had someone come in looking for porn*

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